Twas the night before a Fatty Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas and all thru the house, the fatties were stirring popping seams on their blouse.
Their stockings were hung by the new Frigidaire, in hopes St. Nicholas would be bringing eclairs.
Then what to their sugar filled eyes did appear, a miniature Santa and eight plus sized reindeer.
A skinny ass Santa, what a cruel trick, they knew in an instant he must be a dick .
As reindeer go they pretty much sucked, they listened to him shouting knowing they were fucked.
Up to the housetop the reindeer did fly, sucking and tucking holding onto their thighs.
Down the chimney he came looking so mean, dressed in all fur like a Santa Drag Queen.
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work, rationing candy like a skinny ass jerk.
And laying his finger deep inside his nose, he pulled out a buggar that rivaled a hose.
I heard him exclaim as he hid it from site,"I'd leave you this buggar but it wouldn't be right. "
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